koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me


Reblog if you’re thankful for your followers.

(Source: ethano1)


dulect:

if you gave me $1000 to spend i would still click lowest to highest price


gnarly:

Do you ever realize that you actually like yourself but at the same time you also hate yourself


tappingamanda:

How to be late in one quick, easy step:
1. Turn computer on.

(Source: sonicmeriver)


  • One year ago: I miss Harry Potter.
  • Now: I miss Harry Potter.
  • Next Year: I miss Harry Potter.
  • On Deathbed: I miss Harry Potter.



vegetable:

my life is a constant battle between watching things i have been meaning to watch for years, and watching things i have already seen a million times.


  • People: Smart ass
  • Me: Objectively I'd say I'm very smart, although it has nothing to do with my ass.



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