coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

(Source: slimeeeman)



happiest:

to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet

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Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

desert-neon:

bumblegabe:

Help me prove a point

I have never reblogged anything faster.


HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.


  • Me: *finds clean bra in drawer* Huh. Wonder why I stopped wearing this.
  • *puts on bra*
  • *underwire pops out and punctures lung*
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: oh yeah.

bunsen:

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

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thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

fantasticcatadventures:

the real nyan cat

this cat knows the secret to life but he doesn’t think we deserve it. look at that grim face.

"I can’t save these people"




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