theonqreyjoy:

oceanflowerbird:

The best kinds of laughter:

  • Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
  • Feeling a six-pack coming up
  • Tears coming out of your eyes

#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three

(Source: poetgrl)




glowpinkstah:

fuoco-go:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? 

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????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.

Your adventure is beginning, my friend.

Fate be changed, look inside. Mend the bond torn by pride.



"I guess"

- I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

Dates for Eurovision 2015 are official!

eurovision-song-contest:

First Semi-Final: 19th May 2015

Second Semi-Final: 21st May 2015

Grand Final: 23rd May 2015



tastefullyoffensive:

[chopsmagoo]




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