unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"


jcatgrl:

copperbadge:

persinetteinthetower:

moriartythetease:

So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?

I need a book about a little girl whose parents had promised their firstborn to different witches and the only way that both ends of the deal were fulfilled was for them to have joint custody of the child.

I love it!

And then the witches, forced to share a cottage while raising their joint stolen child, fall in love…


  • me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
  • cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
  • me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

eternalellipses:

me ignoring my responsibilities


[F I V E E P I S O D E S] Derailed (1x09)



How mom reacts when it starts to rain

"THE LAUNDRY! GET THE LAUNDRY!!"

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(Source: l-aughterr)





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